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Mistresses: only for married gentlemen!

Mistresses. No, not just some bland BBC prog about attractive women having pedestrian 'naughty' sex. Instead, it's a whole debate about what older people know about sex..

Apparently, Philip Larkin didn’t have a mistress. She wasn’t called Monica. She wasn’t called anything, in fact, because she didn’t exist. And then when Monica was effectively Wife-by-any-other-name, and there was Maeve, and Betty the secretary, jostling for an affectionate line of verse of their own, Larkin still didn’t have a mistress. Instead, he had three lovers. Because, apparently, you always have to be married to have a mistress

REALLY?

- Yes.

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Rioting all the way to the bedroom

Sex and civil disobedience are as compatible as double cream and neat buttocks. I know you've been at it, Britain...

While the media has gauged itself silly on riot stories this week (the Murdoch stuffing does seem all of about a fortnight ago now), there is one crumb of moralising yet to be considered; the effect of all this anti-social behaviour on birth rates.

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SamCam: the ultimate roll-topless model!

Now I know the London Evening Standard is a muffinless rag, but who in purgatory thought Sasha Slater's panegyric to the SamCam shape-up was worth the pulp it was printed on last night?

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Farewell, Angelina?

UN Goodwill Ambassador Angelina Jolie may be about to lose the role closest to her heart, following accusations that her directorial debut romantices the rape of Bosnian women during the Balkan war.  At least, that's if a Bosnian women's rights campaign group has anything to do with it.

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Moscow mewling

Homosexuality may have been legal in post-Soviet Russia since 1993, but for those living in the long shadow of the Kremlin, the ban on public gay rights protests has kept Moscow's LGBT community captive. Now, as the European Court of Human Rights (ECHR) fines the city for breaching equality law, and Moscow police themselves protect activists at the first fully sanctioned gay rights demonstration, there's a rainbow ranging over Red Square. But be warned: it's still raining on the other side.

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Lip Service? At least the title gets it right...

This week was an important one for lesbians the kingdom over.  Finally, a British televisual representation of their very own, which flaunts them in all their beer-glugging, frock-snatching, straight girl fucking glory. BBC3's Lip Service was first-class entertainment.  If you were looking to play a game of cunt-lover cliche bingo, that is. And it wasted no time in calling out the winning numbers.

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Storytime - with Mr Gove

Now, children, are you sitting mildly uncomfortably on your five inches squared of hair shirt carpet? Well then, we best begin because there's an awful lot of the English Canon for us to Piers Ploughman it through, and I imagine it's going to take some time, what with the fact none of you can cope with the scrutiny of your grammatical capabilities.

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Caked in it

'The woman is a many-layered gateau', decries the caption on one of French Connection's latest Autumn collection ads  And yet with her fungi-dull-cheeks and peg-dolly physique, the Advertising Standards Agency has clearly decided this latest slice of female representation tastes equally good, with or without the sardonicism.

What do I mean?

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Some Feminists are more equal than others

I recently guest-blogged for the F Word on the topic of privileged feminisms. You can read the post and the ensuing backlash here.

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Dirty money? (Isn't it all...)

Following months of lobbying for women's rights group OBJECT, feminist organisations from UK Feminista to the Fawcett Society are celebrating another strike against the sex industry, with Employment Minister Chris Grayling's announcement that phone sex work and lap dancing will no longer be advertised in UK job centres. This followed the Fawcett Society's decision to launch a judicial review against the government, claiming that 72% of budget cuts to welfare and tax benefits would be met directly by women, thus contravening the Gender Equality duty.

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